What the Hell... No one will actually do this, will they?

[rosered32]

Would you...
Go out with me?
Give me your number?
Have sex with me?
Let me kiss you?
Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
Let me take you out to dinner?
Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
Take a shower with me?
Be my GF/BF?
Have a fling with me?
Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
Buy me a drink if i didn't have money?
Take me home for the night?
Let me sleep in your bed?
Sing car karaoke with me?
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
Let me give you a piggyback ride?
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?