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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	mobiusmuse
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	lairian
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	doveyca
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	magicmarmot
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	maelstrome
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	bull
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	225
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 55%
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If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	dbvixxen
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	g_dzilla8u
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	cuddlycthulhu
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	gruyere
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	virgokatie
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	striogi
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	234
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 72%
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Or this...

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	jareth_gk
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	antoniotyler
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	jazzbird
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	quizdiva
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	martinique
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	_houseblend_
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	263
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 30%
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