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 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} thesmallwonder (-5000 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I gave sagebearz a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I bought porn for keshian (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5007 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
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| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I gave jennavivefaerie a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I turned jcravensjr in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Overall, I've been nice (722 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, |
Put some clothes on J!
| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In March I bought porn for aetherknight (-10 points). In July I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-698 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
Sorry BJ. I will try harder next time.
| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thesmallwonder (-5000 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I gave sagebearz a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I bought porn for keshian (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5007 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole maelstrome's purse (30 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I pulled sagebearz's hair (-5 points). In January I set jennavivefaerie's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been nice (286 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set! Sincerely, |
| Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole uberreiniger's purse (30 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November therealluthien and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I helped _tia_marie_ hide a body (-173 points). In September I gave wendy_mason a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-148 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
