| April Fool | |
 dbvixxen | sells your elderly relatives on Ebay. |
| embre | shaves your kidneys. |
| flagboy | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| gianni | eggs your house. |
| kairiclark | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| megiloth | paints your head orange. |
| meliny | TPs your cat. |
| photojuba | glues your dog to your bedroom ceiling. |
| sagebearz | smiles. All the time. |
| therealluthien | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
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