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EVE: "I've got a problem."
GOD: "What's the problem, Eve?"
EVE: "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
GOD: "And why is that Eve?"
EVE: "I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
GOD: "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
EVE: "Man? What is that?"
GOD: "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain ; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
EVE: "Sounds great," but what's the catch?"
GOD: "Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
EVE: "And what's that, dear God? "
GOD: "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.. you know, woman to woman."
GOD: "What's the problem, Eve?"
EVE: "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
GOD: "And why is that Eve?"
EVE: "I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
GOD: "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
EVE: "Man? What is that?"
GOD: "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be
vain ; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
EVE: "Sounds great," but what's the catch?"
GOD: "Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
EVE: "And what's that, dear God? "
GOD: "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret.. you know, woman to woman."
