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[rosered32]

http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/sagittarius.html

But the best part wasn't the Horoscope:

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Meditate naked under a waterfall.
Relive the last day of your childhood.
Sip the tears of someone you love.
Rebel against your horoscope.
Create a luxurious orphanage in Romania.
Pick blackberries in the rain.
Feel sorry for a devious lawyer.
See how far you can spit a mouthful of beer.
Give yourself another chance.
Dream of stealing the peaches of immortality from a dragon guarding Plato's cave.
Write a love letter to your evil twin during a lunar eclipse.
Sing the first song you ever heard.
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Wow. And the first song I can remember having to "learn" is The Greatest Love Of All! And I do know a lawyer... so...Sorry KSD.

Comments

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I think for a lot of people, the last day of their childhood was when they first started seeing how far they could spit beer...

[rosered32.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but unfortunately I hate beer. Get me a good cosmo any day!