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[rosered32]

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for Rosered32:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st			Low fat chocolates
2nd			Velcro shoes
3rd			A love potion for trolls
4th			This year’s singing fish: the screaming fish!
5th			A sorting hat
6th			The limited edition box set of Gregorian Chants
7th			Foot fungus cream
8th			A goldfish
9th			A lifetime subscription to Freaks and Geeks magazine
10th			A sorting hat
11th			All the mail they have stolen from you over the year
12th			A fondue set
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But I have no idea who gave me any of it... so.. hmmm Okay.....


That was the "clean" version... Here is a few of the dirty versions!

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for rosered32:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	meliny		A polaroid of their genitals
2nd	little_lionetta		a feather and a magnum of champagne
3rd	zansidhe		most of a dead hooker
4th	rosies_secret		a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
5th	underweasel		A creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration
6th	cuddlyparrot		syphillis
7th	onex		A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
8th	gianni		A key to the playboy mansion
9th	ashtoreth		the complete works of the Marquis de Sade, on tape
10th	underweasel		A lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
11th	peter_huron		A blog for all of your sexual writings
12th	loneromeo		A key to the playboy mansion
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Or

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for rosered32:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	teamnoir		a TiVo full of porn
2nd	seaweasel		nipple clips
3rd	ladykalessia		A genital piercing
4th	nitehunter		A reverse strip tease
5th	jusca		a dusty bottle of absinthe
6th	cntryluvingrl		A genital piercing
7th	dorothy_of_oz		a pubic hair trimmer
8th	spidychka		a one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets
9th	thanis_bloodsto		A few Gigs of Porn
10th	bull		a fitted corset made of cling wrap
11th	yaqui		a full-body condom
12th	darkest_peru		A genital piercing
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Or a really bizzare one!

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for rosered32:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	jennavivefaerie		A $120 blunt
2nd	martinique		A reverse strip tease
3rd	keshian		an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy
4th	snoopyh42		A few Gigs of Porn
5th	andrewcompton		A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
6th	rasharmyr		The Marquis de Sade's sex drive
7th	kairiclark		an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times
8th	cuddlycthulhu		a dildo built for two
9th	keshian		a full-body condom
10th	pucks		a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
11th	mshathvri		A genital piercing
12th	cuddlyparrot		a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'
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Okay .. Hey Poeso: Do I have to give back the whip?

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for rosered32:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	musique174		a big, sloppy kiss
2nd	poeso		A forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends
3rd	gypsybrat		A genital piercing
4th	martinique		an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times
5th	little_lionetta		A genital piercing
6th	uncledark		A polaroid of their genitals
7th	yaqui		A reverse strip tease
8th	_tia_marie_		a fishnet body stocking
9th	gypsybrat		pubic dandruff shampoo
10th	wendy_mason		A world-reknowned sexual teacher
11th	rosies_secret		a leather blindfold and a motel key
12th	meliny		A few Gigs of Porn
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