If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, eat them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about 5 minutes, and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.
xmas party at Rosered32's house!! |
thesandywitch thesandywitch drank 9 everclears.
During a game of truth or dare, thesandywitch admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
Here thesandywitch mate!! This substance is water. It doesnt have the best taste, but if you drunk more of it you wouldnt be so ratarsed all the time.
aibellmae aibellmae drank 6 everclears, 4 vodkas, 5 white wines, 13 cognacs, 14 aftershocks and 14 champagnes.
aibellmae called zansidhe a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.
lairian lairian drank 2 champagnes, 4 rums, 15 sambuccas, 15 brandys, 2 coffee liqueurs and 2 aligator bites.
lairian's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard huggy chased lairian around the house with one all night!
huggy huggy drank 2 sambuccas, 13 pulques, 10 hot toddys, 4 pilsners and 8 cognacs.
ladyplatypus ladyplatypus drank 10 cosmopolitans, 12 everclears, 8 irish creams and 5 goldschlagers.
rosered32 rosered32 drank 9 white wines, 8 brandys and 6 goldschlagers.
zansidhe zansidhe drank 12 aftershocks and 10 sherrys.
bull bull drank a pernod and 14 gins.
virgokatie virgokatie drank 7 bloody marys and 7 hot toddys.
jareth_gk jareth_gk drank 12 tequilas.
coherent coherent drank 10 sherrys.
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for aibellmae, lairian, huggy, ladyplatypus they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you! |
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And of course, because I drink SOOO much... This made me laugh.